NFL Running Back Ricky Williams Retires To… Ya Know… Spend More Time… With His Family. Yeah, For That Reason

Ricky Williams

Ricky Williams seen "smoking" the competition.

Baltimore—Running back Ricky Williams, who won the Heisman Trophy Award in 1998 while playing for Texas, and already retired from the NFL once in 2004 after supposedly failing a drug test, announced last week that he was retiring from football for good this time. Honest. No fooling. This is it.

Many people close to Williams and the Miami Dolphins, the team he was with when he first retired, felt that he chose marijuana over his teammates. Williams always insisted that wasn’t the case, it was just that his teammates never got him high.
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████, The Company That Brought You The Electronic Cigarette Now Brings You The Electonic Joint, ██████

Electronic Joint██████████, ██—████, the company that somehow brought to market an electronic cigarette that is sold in thousands of stores around the country, now has a product to replace marijuana cigarettes with electronic marijuana cigarettes: ██████.

The pitch on their website reads, in part, “”Let’s keep it real – old school marijuana cigarettes can cost you lots of scratch, leave you with the munchies, and, depending on where you live, are ‘illegal.’ ██████ now gives you all the things you crave about smoking pot, without all the hassle from Big Brother. This unique design, realistic pot flavor and long-lasting battery is gonna make us the #1-selling brand of electronic marijuana cigarettes on the market.” Continue reading