The Daily Quarterly is an annual monthly e-zine publishing new content one time a day seven days a week.

It was founded by Karl “Wrigley” Fields and Cinco “Brian” DiMaio, who grew up in Port “St.” Lucie, Florida, home of Megan Fox and the birthplace of Rock ‘N’ Roll. Raised on television comedy classics such as “Turkey Television,” “The Fall Guy” and “Murder, She Wrote,” their particular brand of satirical humor was spawned.

Though fate determined they should go to separate high schools, they still managed to co-write and partially film the cult classic “RECOiL” before production ended due to lack of funding and a general lack of interest.

Karl would go on to attend The University of Central Florida majoring in medicine and pre-law before ultimately deciding he could better serve the human race in software development.

Brian went to The University of Florida, despite his father’s best efforts, and majored in journalism, determined to follow in the footsteps of Woodward, that guy who worked with Woodward and Lewis Grizzard.

After several years of wasting time and bitching about their respective careers, they decided to actually do something productive with the piles and piles of nonsense they had accumulated since junior high school, and stick it where the rest of the planet puts their useless information: the interweb.

Thus this site was born. To clean out the cluttered boxes under their beds, and to spread the gospel of “RECOiL” with the ultimate goals of finishing their epic motion picture, and selling out for Huffington Post-type cash.

To date, our articles have been featured on tenniscommunity.info, tennisnews.info, takeinwinderemere.com, The Baker Street Blog, Cartoono’s Satire Daily and the Daily Satire.

And for the few of you who found your way onto this site by chance, or couldn’t already tell, be advised: This is ALL SATIRE. Honest. If you have no sense of humor, you are wasting your time here.

Did we mention this is a SATIRICAL SITE? Good. 

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    • Thank you for your kind words, Mr. Baker. Our apologies for not responding sooner. We hope you still go to thedailyquarterly.com every day, whether your co-workers make you or not.
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  1. I always knew early on that you two would do something this fantastic but was a little disappointed that I never even got a cameo appearance in Recoil the Movie.

    • Thank you for your kind words. We’re really hoping this endeavor will lead to being able to finish RECOiL and at that point we can repay our most loyal fans with the cameo appearances they so richly deserve.
      We appreciate your support and hope you continue to enjoy our little site here.
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    • Thank you for your comment. We keep telling our wives that this isn’t a complete waste of time and energy, and comments like yours help sell our argument.
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  2. Terrific site, guys! As a U of F dropout who really didn’t have anything whatsoever at all to do with painting BIOYA in 10-foot high block letters on the administration building roof one night in 1962, I can attest to your keen insights into the unseen numinous world, which continues to be so sorely ignored by those with an IQ over 70.

    Uh, wait a second. I just looked up the word “satire” and…huh? The stupid word is just defined by a bunch of obscure other words! OK, I’ll check that out in
    Wittgenstein’s Philosophische Untersuchungen and get back with you.

    • Thank you for your comment. Be sure and get the newest edition of Wittgenstein’s Philosophische Untersuchungen, not the 1998 edition, otherwise you’ll again be disappointed.

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  3. Cinco, you have inspired me to become a better botfriend, father, and friend to those I love. Thank you for all that you have done to show me the way to happiness through laughter. I cannot stop laughing every time I read an article. Sometimes..hahaha, I laugh..haha..so…hahahahahahaha..hard…that I know..hahaha..I shouldn’t be eating, but…choking….can’t breathe…so funny…help me…hwdflqnglnlna haha…okay, I coughed it up! See, without you, I would have never been able to choke, see my life flash in front of my eyes, then laugh so hard again and cough it up. You have saved my life! Thank you. Thank you so much! Forget Cinco de Mayo, more like Cinco de Hero, Cinco de Savior!!

    • Thank you for your kind words, Mitch. It’s nice to have my thoughts vocalized so eloquently by somebody else, and that you have seen the greatness that so much of the world takes for granted. Take smaller bites when reading TDQ please, we need you and your fantastic point of view around for decades to come.

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  4. When I’m looking for airline tickets or travel accommodations, I find all the lowest fares and rates at thedailyquarterly.com. It’s a traveler’s best friend!

    Also, if one of my dogs eats something I’m not sure about, I look it up on thedailyquarterly.com, too.

    but mostly, the first thing…

  5. I am very disappointed that my previous reply is no longer here.

    I can’t conceive of why my endorsement would be un-welcome.

    I still wish you well, Mr. Dimaio. I have only fond memories.

    • Our apologies, good sir, for the mistaken deletion. Mailer-daemons and the inexperience of unpaid interns and what-not. Is this by chance the same Steven Simpson who went to Lawnwood Elementary and was fond of a cartoon surfer on a shirt I wore as a kid? If so, fantastic! Fond memories on this side of the table also. Hope you’re well. If not, then never mind, though we here at TDQ still hope you’re well.

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