The Daily Quarterly is an annual monthly e-zine publishing new content one time a day seven days a week.
It was founded by Karl “Wrigley” Fields and Cinco “Brian” DiMaio, who grew up in Port “St.” Lucie, Florida, home of Megan Fox and the birthplace of Rock ‘N’ Roll. Raised on television comedy classics such as “Turkey Television,” “The Fall Guy” and “Murder, She Wrote,” their particular brand of satirical humor was spawned.
Though fate determined they should go to separate high schools, they still managed to co-write and partially film the cult classic “RECOiL” before production ended due to lack of funding and a general lack of interest.
Karl would go on to attend The University of Central Florida majoring in medicine and pre-law before ultimately deciding he could better serve the human race in software development.
Brian went to The University of Florida, despite his father’s best efforts, and majored in journalism, determined to follow in the footsteps of Woodward, that guy who worked with Woodward and Lewis Grizzard.
After several years of wasting time and bitching about their respective careers, they decided to actually do something productive with the piles and piles of nonsense they had accumulated since junior high school, and stick it where the rest of the planet puts their useless information: the interweb.
Thus this site was born. To clean out the cluttered boxes under their beds, and to spread the gospel of “RECOiL” with the ultimate goals of finishing their epic motion picture, and selling out for Huffington Post-type cash.
To date, our articles have been featured on tenniscommunity.info, tennisnews.info, takeinwinderemere.com, The Baker Street Blog, Cartoono’s Satire Daily and the Daily Satire.
And for the few of you who found your way onto this site by chance, or couldn’t already tell, be advised: This is ALL SATIRE. Honest. If you have no sense of humor, you are wasting your time here.
Did we mention this is a SATIRICAL SITE? Good.