TDQ Investigates: How Qualified Was The Man In The Yellow Hat To Raise A Monkey, Regardless Of How Curious It Might Be?

Curious George: Then and Now

This much is clear. Classic Curious George was a wheelie popping bad ass, while modern Curious George is a helmet wearing goodie-two-shoes.

As I read one of the classic children’s books the other day, “Curious George Rides a Bike,” and finished it up with the help of my three year-old (with whom I’ve recently argued over the correct pronunciation of the Spanish word nueve, thanks to Dora the Explorer), I was struck by how horrible a guardian the man in the yellow hat seemed to be.

As I’m sure all readers of The Daily Quarterly know, the plot consists of George being presented with a bike on his and the man in the yellow hat’s anniversary only to see the man in the yellow hat go off to work immediately afterward and leave George alone with his bike. Long story short, George leaves his neighborhood on the bike, rides off and eventually falls in with a traveling animal show that’s supposed to perform in town that night.
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Triple 8 Cafe: A TDQ Drive-By Restaurant Review

Triple 8 Cafe

Chinese & Italian Cuisine. At the same time?

“Where do you want to eat?” It seems like such a simple question but, in reality, it is a question of infinite complexity. The socio-economics and personal preferences of an entire group must be considered. The survivalists of the group quickly answer “Anything!” They know that they must eat to live and are not swayed from this prime directive by something as frivolous as flavor profiles. The connoisseur in the crowd may veto venues that don’t meet their minimum standards (Hardee’s et. al). The resident foodie may have a hankering for a specific cuisine that may not suit the palette of all of the constituent’s. If the group has not already fractured and gone their separate ways the budget conscious may deal a death blow to the final decision by reminding everyone how the final choice lacks value. Following these failed negotiations those pressed for time may have no choice but to go their own way and grab something quick.
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Put A Spring In Your Step With The Daily Quarterly

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Boy, spring really sneaks up on you, doesn’t it? One minute you’re eating leftover turkey from any number of various holiday celebrations, telling yourself how much you hate the taste of leftover turkey and the drowsiness that comes with it, and the next you’re cheating on your income tax, trying to decide if reading this at work counts as a business expense.

We admittedly aren’t all too familiar with the concepts of March “Madness” or Spring “Train”ing or IRS “laws,” but we do know about rebirth, new beginnings and Spring Break. So remember, while you’re getting totally wasted at a nice, cheap hotel in Panama City or Daytona, we’re here, sober as a judge, spreading the news and avoiding getting a sunburn. The only way we know the weather is getting nicer outside is because we see it on the local news. Continue reading

From The Editors: We Totally Forgot There Were 29 Days In February This Year…

Happy Leap...Day?

This is the best the art department could come up with on such short notice.

Ooof! Our bad. We totally forgot that today was Leap Day, or February 29th, or whatever the hell day this date is called officially. We totally have nothing to talk about and no pieces prepared to publish today. Sorry about that.

But, of course, our advertisers expect us to put something out every day, so…here you go.

Anyway…I guess…the election! Yeah, it’s an election year, right? How about those Republican primaries? Crazy, right? Yeah…crazy…
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TDQ Investigates: We Told You People Years Ago About Jeremy Lin. Pay Attention!

Jeremy Lin

A look back at the archives shows that Lin was our pick for best middle school player for the 2001-2002 season.

A lot has been made of late by the national media about this cat Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks. He set the record for most points in his first three, and then first four, starts in the NBA, amassing more points than guys like Jordan, Kobe and LeBron.

Only recently, the national media has finally learned what we at The Daily Quarterly have been saying for years. Years.
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