Brad Pitt To Star In Film Adaptation Of “Table Tennis Tales And Techniques”

Table Tennis Tales and Techniques

Table Tennis Tales and Techniques

Los Angeles—In a casting coup, Paramount confirmed that Brad Pitt, star of “Thelma and Louise” and “True Romance,” will star in next year’s film adaptation of “Table Tennis Tales and Techniques.”

The book, published in 2009, is described on Barry Haywards’ Table Tennis Bibliography as “a compilation of various yarns, stories, tips and quotes from the pen of one of the top US coaches. An interesting read and some sound advice.”

Pitt will play the book’s author, top US table tennis coach Larry Hodges, and show the story of Hodges teaching a headstrong new table tennis phenom, played by Michael Cera. He convinces Cera’s character that he can successfully put together a table tennis club on a budget by employing computer-generated analysis to draft his players.
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School Crossing Guard Makes YouTube Video Asking Loretta Swit To Be His Date For His Bowling League Awards Banquet

Vincent Gulbis

A frame from the Vincent Gulbis YouTube video. Gulbis is old enough to remember when Loretta Swit was still good looking and lacks the eyesight to tell otherwise.

Terre Haute, IN—School crossing guard Vincent Gulbis was so inspired by the YouTube video of Sgt. Scott Moore asking actress Mila Kunis to be his date for the Marine Corps Ball, that he decided he’d make his own video to ask a certain Hollywood actress to accompany him to his big night.

The video of Gulbis in his yellow crossing guard vest holding his stop sign has since been taken down by YouTube, who cited licensing issues over the image of an Indiana stop sign, but not before it was seen by more than 450 people.
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