TDQ Tech For The Week Of 11/12/12

The GrinderyThis week’s TDQ Tech features a Grindery article written by that Facebook cat, that Mark Zuckerberg dude. He actually makes tons of sense in this commentary, too. Who knew?

Man, we really wish we’d known that the sensible thing would be for him to take a break from Facebook. We totally would have never thought of that ourselves. Too bad we de-friended like 58 people leading up to the election. Oh, well. They were all jerks anyway.

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Facebook, The Internet Ruining The Joy, Dread Of Actual Reunions

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Reunion traditionalists claim that the experience of a physical reunion can’t be recreated on Facebook. Anti-reunionists claim that the reunion of the future reduces an individuals carbon footprint significantly.

Chicago—This typically is the time of year when people are attending their high school reunion, but thanks to Facebook and other social networking sites, many companies that would be busy now helping plan and put on reunions are seeing a decidedly downward turn in business.

“Facebook is to the high school reunion business what Walmart is to mom and pop stores,” said Maggie Tabet, owner and founder of Reunite Us, the nation’s third-largest reunion organization company. “They’re insidious. Insidious. I can only imagine that Mark Zuckerberg and his gang have no interest in going to their high school reunions, but if they did, we can help organize them. Those jerks.”
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TDQ Tech For The Week Of 5/14/12

The GrinderyIn this week’s awesome installment of TDQ Tech, The Grindery tell you the real story behind Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook buying Instagram, and exposes the shenanigans going on at another technology website, this one out of “England.”

Can’t say we’re really all that surprised about that English site news. Can’t understand a word most of them say, and like my grandpa always said, if you can’t understand them, you can’t trust them.

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TDQ Tech For The Week Of 4/23/12

The GrinderyIn this week’s TDQ Tech, The Grindery boys present a piece about the Olympics and one about another huge purchase by that Facebook cat, Zuckerberg.

Finally got around to watching that “Social Network” flick. I liked Zuckerberg better in that “30 Minutes or Less” movie, I think. Which one was he nominated for an Oscar for? One of those, or the Zombie one with Woody Harrelson? I always get my Woody Harrelson movies mixed up.

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