The “Wrong” Richard Sherman Accidentally Tapped To Write Score For New Disney Movie

Sherman And Sherman

Richard Sherman the football player, left, was mistaken by a younger production assistant for long time Disney songwriter Richard Sherman, right.

Los Angeles—Well, despite his blossoming fame and recent success in Super Bowl X…LM whatever 48 is in Roman, it seems that not everything is shiny happy people in Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman’s world.

It appears, according to unnamed sources, that a production assistant’s mix-up has led to footballer and Stanford alum Richard Kevin Sherman being offered the opportunity to score the next Disney/Pixar film, instead of Disney composer stalwart Richard Morton Sherman.

And what may be an even bigger surprise, Richard (NFL player) Sherman has actually turned in a catalog of songs to Disney execs. However, the results have been deemed “a bad example for children,” despite the obvious, if perplexing, talent he clear talent he has for writing songs quickly.

“The film isn’t titled yet,” said a source close to the situation, “but it’s a lesser-known, untapped Hans Christian Anderson tale. But as of right now, it’s in development hell because of a newly-needed rewrite.”

Richard Morton Sherman, played by either the temp from “The Office” or that annoying kid from “Rushmore,” depending on which source you believe, has not  commented on the matter. Disney, too, is trying to shush the story it seems, “feeling more embarrassed than the Monday after ‘John Carter’ opened. They don’t want anything to do with him, and are thrilled that he didn’t do one of those ‘I’m going to Disneyland!’ commercials.”
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Rihanna To Play Beyonce In New Bio-Pic

It's Destiny, Child! The Beyoncé Knowles Story

It's Destiny, Child! The Beyoncé Knowles Story starring Rihanna as Beyoncé and Denzel Washington as Jay-Z.

Los Angeles—Producers of an upcoming biographical movie about the life and career of Beyonce Knowles confirmed yesterday they have signed singing star Rihanna to portray the singing star Beyonce.

The film, which will be called “It’s Destiny, Child!,” is scheduled to begin production at the end of February.

It will chronicle Beyonce’s childhood, rise to stardom as a solo artist, and her current career as an actress, spokesperson and mother.

“We’re just terribly, terribly thrilled to be able to work with a wonderful professional like Rihanna in this film about a wonderful professional,” said producer Sid Black. “Everyone at Paramount Pictures is very, very excited to begin work on this project, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with any possible clandestine organization that Rihanna or Beyonce may or may not be a part of. None. Whatsoever.”
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