Richard LeParmentier, left, in an unreleased scene of RECOiL with that film’s writer/director Brian DiMaio, right. Unfortunately LeParmentier’s scenes were never completed. LeParmentier, who’s costume included a necktie, pleaded with DiMaio to be allowed to remove it or, otherwise, loosen it. DiMaio maintains that it was an honest wardrobe sizing mistake.
Austin, TX—Richard LeParmentier, best known for playing the foolish Admiral Motti and mouthing off to Darth Vader about the Force and nearly being Force-choked to death in “Star Wars,” died April 15. He was 66.
Born in Pittsburgh, LeParmentier lived and spent most of his career in England. From 1981-1984, he was married to “Superman” and “Superman II’s” Ursa herself, Sarah Douglas. It is unclear if her devotion to General Zod played a role in their divorce.
Besides appearing in “Star Wars” (all true fans of the Franchise know which “episode” we mean, so we will not insult Mr. LeParmentier’s memory by putting “Episode ___: Insert Insulting Subtitle Here”), he also appeared in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit,” “Superman II,” “RECOiL” and “Octopussy.” Continue reading →
Dumbledore, all powerful wizard (left), squares off against Yoda, Jedi Master (right) in what would surely be worth $30 to $50 on Pay-Per-View
We know what you’re thinking: You idiots, one of them died a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, and the other died in June 1997. We know, we know. But just bear with us as we debate this notion that we totally stole from our buddy, Justin Camputaro, who posed this very question recently on Twitter.
Now, for our purposes we’re using Dumbledore as a representative of wizards as a whole. The argument could also have been made using any famous wizard, be it Merlin or Gandalf or Kwame Brown. And we’re using Yoda to represent all Jedi Masters, though arguably he’s the most powerful Jedi Knight. The argument for who would win, Darth Vader or Voldemort, is for another day. Continue reading →