Kim Kardashian To Play Olive Oyl In New “Popeye” Live-Action Movie

Popeye The Sailor Man

Critics promise, “If you love the original you will be disappointed.”

Los Angeles—Sources confirmed yesterday that Paramount Pictures has finalized casting for an upcoming re-boot of the world’s most popular one-eyed sailor, “Popeye,” and the “biggest” surprise among the cast is Kim Kardashian’s winning of the role of Olive Oyl.

Played by Shelley Duvall in the 1980 Robert Altman musical version, Olive is the long-suffering love interest of the sailor man. In this iteration, the title role will be played by Ben Foster.

“We’ve made a conscious decision to stay far away from the Altman version, despite how wonderful that film was,” said Kardashian’s representative. “This film will be darker and grittier than the original, with no musical numbers, and it will be more true to the source material.”

Billy Gardell has been cast as Popeye’s nemesis, Bluto, with the role of the Commodore going to Bill Murray.

This film version will have other villains that originated in the comic strip, unlike the 1980 Altman version, which only had Bluto as the main villain. Holland Taylor will play the Sea Hag, and January Jones will play Alice the Goon. Continue reading

Harold Ramis Dies At 69

Harold Ramis

Harold Ramis, left, on the set with RECOiL writer/director Brian DiMaio. Ramis taught DiMaio crucial lessons about filmmaking including how to load tapes and which end of the camera to look into.

Chicago—Writer, actor, director and ghostbuster Harold Ramis has died from complications arising from his battle with vasculitis. He was 69.

A prolific comedy writer, Ramis both wrote and directed the comedy classics “Caddyshack,” “Groundhog Day,” “National Lampoon’s Animal House” and “National Lampoon’s Vacation,” influencing a generation of comedy writers like Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen.

Besides appearing in both “Ghostbusters” films, he was also featured in “As Good As it Gets,” “Knocked Up,” “RECOiL” and “Stripes.”

Bill Murray, who starred in Ramis’ most famous films, and had been estranged from his old friend and collaborator since they finished “Groundhog Day,” issued this statement: “He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him.”

He is survived by his wife, Erica Mann Ramis; his daughter, Violet Stiel; sons Julian and Daniel Ramis and two grandchildren.
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Garry Marshall To Direct “Groundhog Day” Remake

Ground Hog Day

Ground Hog Day. This looks familiar.

Los Angeles—Critics are salivating over an announcement earlier today by Warner Brothers that they have given the green light for another holiday-themed star-studded romantic comedy from holiday filmmaker Garry Marshall: a remake of the Bill Murray classic “Groundhog Day!”

Despite not one single solitary positive review for any of Marshall’s recent holiday romantic comedies, an anonymous source at Warner Brothers admitted the films, “made just too damn much money, we had to let Garry remake this!”

“We’re really thrilled to get going on ‘Groundhog Day!’ because it’s a romantic comedy that has an environmental message, too,” the source said. “That combination is rare these days, with the notable exception of ‘The King’s Speech.’ But even that film, I think, you really had to look hard to find the message. But we’re excited!”
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