Man Arrested After Bar Fight With Friend Over Whether Pippa Middleton Or Hermione Granger Is More Attractive

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Beer fueled bar brawl breaks out because of best bum debate.

Sussex, England—A pub patron and self-described “Harry Potter lover” was arrested on battery charges after he punched his roommate in the nose during a bar-room brawl the two started early Saturday morning. The fight apparently began after several pints and a spirited debate over which British beauty is lovelier: Emma Watson, who plays the witch character Hermione Granger in the “Harry Potter” films, or newest British media darling Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton.
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“A Really Big Shew:” A TDQ Q&A With Businessman And Former Talk Show Host Michael Essany part 2

Michael Essany: Business Man

Here is Part 2 of our TDQ Q&A with Michael Essany:

TDQ: We hear you have something new in the works that you hope to get out soon. What can you tell us about that now?

Essany: I am excited about a new project I have in the works, but If I divulge any details I may have to kill everyone who reads this. And since we’re talking about The Daily Quarterly, I would be wiping out three-quarters of the world’s developed population.

TDQ: Your Dad said once said on your show that he thought you’d be President some day. What are your thoughts on that? Essany in 2020?

Essany: He was referring to president of the hair club for men. I don’t think I will ever reach that pinnacle of success.
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“A Really Big Shew:” A TDQ Q&A With Businessman And Former Talk Show Host Michael Essany, Part 1

Michael Essany

Michael Essany had his own talk show at the age of fourteen. How's your "to do" list going?

This week, TDQ interviews businessman and former talk show host Michael Essany. Michael had his own TV show, “The Michael Essany Show” at 14, and moved it to E! a few years later. Pretty much makes your teenage years sound pretty lame, doesn’t it? He spoke to us about his role in the Royal Wedding, the challenges of hosting a talk show and Police Academy movies. Here is Part 1 of our TDQ Q&A with Michael Essany:

The Daily Quarterly: How did you hear about

Michael Essany: I was having a Zima with Prince William after his tux fitting and I asked what that was on his iPad.
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Cor Blimey! Royal Wedding Only Happening Because Of Computer Hacker’s Error

William Prince, Kate Middleton, Prince William

Was it Prince William's charm and good looks that make Kate forget about William Prince? We don't think so.

London—For years rumors have persisted about just exactly how Kate Middleton and Prince William met as students at the University of St. Andrews in Scotland. And now a source close to the couple, “but who ain’t in the wedding, can you believe it?” has come forward under the condition of anonymity and is confirming that Kate hacked her way into meeting Prince William. But His Highness wasn’t exactly her intended target.

“She had a friend hack into the school’s database, yeah?” said the source. “And he was supposed to put her into a particular class. Only thing is, she was trying to get into a class with a bloke named William Prince, and her friend didn’t know the names weren’t put into the school’s system last-name-first. So he thinks he’s got her into class with this William Prince chap, only she ain’t, yeah? She’s now into class with Prince William. Ha!” Continue reading