Boston—Only mildly disappointed by the results of Tuesday night, Mitt Romney this morning decided he “might as well” keep on campaigning for 2016.
“This is kind of what I do now,” Mitt stated, surrounded by his family. “I haven’t had a real job since 1996.”
President Obama chuckled when he heard this on the traditional congratulatory call. “That Mitt is a fighter!” Obama praised. “I told him we should have a place for him in the cabinet, but Mitt just wouldn’t have it! He was like, ‘2016 Barry, it’s all about 2016 now.’
Obama joked that he could lift term limits like Chavez did in Venezuela and stay on for another couple of terms. Continue reading