Mitt: “I’ll Give It One More Try, But That’s Definitely It.”

The concession phone call from Romney to Obama Tuesday night was the most cordial conversation the two have had in months.

Boston—Only mildly disappointed by the results of Tuesday night, Mitt Romney this morning decided he “might as well” keep on campaigning for 2016.

“This is kind of what I do now,” Mitt stated, surrounded by his family. “I haven’t had a real job since 1996.”

President Obama chuckled when he heard this on the traditional congratulatory call.  “That Mitt is a fighter!” Obama praised. “I told him we should have a place for him in the cabinet, but Mitt just wouldn’t have it! He was like, ‘2016 Barry, it’s all about 2016 now.’

Obama joked that he could lift term limits like Chavez did in Venezuela and stay on for another couple of terms. Continue reading

TDQ Tech For The Week Of 10/8/12

The GrinderyThis week’s TDQ Tech goes all political with a piece about what each candidate would do for you about spawn camping and a piece that finally puts to rest the controversy about Kung-fu Panda and WoW Mists of Pandaria.

We don’t like panda. They’re glory hounds. And they take way too long to have babies. Or Cubs. Whatever. It’s not natural.

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