Dani Mathers, Britt McHenry To Get Reality Show On “Bravo”

Dani Mathers and Britt McHenry

Dani Mathers and Britt McHenry team up to tell men and women what’s wrong with them, visually. Coming soon to Bravo, the network that used to show operas.

New York—You can’t keep a Playmate of the Year down for long. Just weeks after being forced to delete all of her social media accounts after posting a photo of an older, unattractive woman taken without the woman’s consent inside her gym locker room, Dani Mathers has been given her own reality show alongside ESPN sideline reporter Britt McHenry. The two women will host a show called, “Shame to Fame” where they will “use their unique and undeniable talents to turn uggos, fatsos and terribly unattractive human beings into good looking men and women.”

“It can not be argued that both of these beautiful, talented women with their pull-no-punches, take-no-prisoner attitudes have a knack for focusing in on basic flaws of other people, women especially,” a spokesperson for Bravo said. “And we thought they could use their skill in delivering constructive criticism to all the poor schlubs out there who need a good dose of reality so they don’t waste their time thinking they fit into a good-looking society.”

The show will begin filming next month, with a tentative launch date set for mid-December.

“Just imagine sitting down with the family at Christmas to watch a wholesome helping of reality where these ladies spew their thoughts on how ugly the people they encounter are,” a Bravo statement read. “We just hope we don’t have to blur out everybody we put on the show. You never know.”

“Britt and I are just really, really excited to help out the poor people out there who don’t know how hideous they are,” Mathers said on both her Twitter and Instagram accounts. “We are assuming that the losers we’ll be helping really appreciate what we are doing for them, unlike the a-holes (sic) at my gym.”

McHenry echoed her future co-host’s sentiment, posting on her Facebook page, “We’re on TV, huney (sic). We know what it takes and who has what it tkes (sic) to make it in the business. We’re natural choices to be in this show. We can’t wait!”