Dani Mathers, Britt McHenry To Get Reality Show On “Bravo”

Dani Mathers and Britt McHenry

Dani Mathers and Britt McHenry team up to tell men and women what’s wrong with them, visually. Coming soon to Bravo, the network that used to show operas.

New York—You can’t keep a Playmate of the Year down for long. Just weeks after being forced to delete all of her social media accounts after posting a photo of an older, unattractive woman taken without the woman’s consent inside her gym locker room, Dani Mathers has been given her own reality show alongside ESPN sideline reporter Britt McHenry. The two women will host a show called, “Shame to Fame” where they will “use their unique and undeniable talents to turn uggos, fatsos and terribly unattractive human beings into good looking men and women.”

“It can not be argued that both of these beautiful, talented women with their pull-no-punches, take-no-prisoner attitudes have a knack for focusing in on basic flaws of other people, women especially,” a spokesperson for Bravo said. “And we thought they could use their skill in delivering constructive criticism to all the poor schlubs out there who need a good dose of reality so they don’t waste their time thinking they fit into a good-looking society.”

The show will begin filming next month, with a tentative launch date set for mid-December.

“Just imagine sitting down with the family at Christmas to watch a wholesome helping of reality where these ladies spew their thoughts on how ugly the people they encounter are,” a Bravo statement read. “We just hope we don’t have to blur out everybody we put on the show. You never know.”

“Britt and I are just really, really excited to help out the poor people out there who don’t know how hideous they are,” Mathers said on both her Twitter and Instagram accounts. “We are assuming that the losers we’ll be helping really appreciate what we are doing for them, unlike the a-holes (sic) at my gym.”

McHenry echoed her future co-host’s sentiment, posting on her Facebook page, “We’re on TV, huney (sic). We know what it takes and who has what it tkes (sic) to make it in the business. We’re natural choices to be in this show. We can’t wait!”

A&E’s ‘The First 48’ To Hit The Road With A Live Tour

The First 48: Road Show

A special behind-the-scenes peek at a rehearsal for The First 48: Road Show.

New York—Stealing a page out of cable channel Bravo’s playbook, A&E announced on its website yesterday that one of their most popular reality programs will be touring the country to let the stars of the show interact with fans before seeing a live interview on stage.

Much like Bravo’s newly announced “The Real Housewives” tour, A&E is counting on fans of its wildly popular “The First 48” to buy tickets to a traveling show to see the detectives interrogate the criminals up close and personal.
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Ethicist “This Close” To Being Able To Justify Watching “The Real Housewives Of New York”

Researching the House Wives of New York City.

Ethics professor Elliot Hattman conducting research in the lab area he had added to his home built with money from a grant from the "Journal of Academic Ethics."

Huntington, WV—Marshall University ethics professor Elliot Hattman announced last week that he has almost completed a “groundbreaking paper that would grant amnesty to those individuals who have chosen to watch Bravo’s television series, ‘The Real Housewives of New York.’”

Professor Hattman said he himself only watches the program for “educational reasons, obviously.” But he said that his research has encountered various comments and posts in internet chatrooms that attach such a stigma to watching the program that he wanted to make the announcement about the paper prior to it being published, just so many viewers can finally live with themselves again.

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