Having recovered from the initial shock of losing his long-held position in the U.S. House of Representatives, Dennis Kucinich today announced he is leaving his wife, buying a convertible, and moving to South Beach. “At first I was morally offended by the Republican gerrymandering that led to my being voted out of office, but then I was like, wait a minute, I’m rich and famous, and naive young college girls love me! I’m outta here!!” Mrs. Kucinich could not be reached for comment.
Dennis Kucinich’s political career kicked off in 1967 in the state known for being round on both sides and high in the middle. While Kucinich failed to achieve victory in his 1967 bid for Cleveland City Council, success would be his the following term (1969) at the young age of 23. Kucinich would not be detered by a couple of failed attempts for the US House of Representatives. He pressed on and in 1975, was elected as Ohio’s Clerk of the court.