Federal Prosecutor Making Case Against Carrie Underwood For Vandalism

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Philadelphia, PA—Newly-appointed Federal Prosecutor Marjorie Hill-Swift is appealing to the public for help in identifying the victim of Carrie Underwood’s senseless act of vandalism “that she so gleefully sang about in 2006’s ‘Before He Cheats.’”

Hill-Swift’s office released a statement saying: “Depending on the jurisdiction of this crime, we’re concerned that the Statute of Limitations may be running out. We’re appealing to the victim to come forward so that this office can pursue charges against this woman, and justice can finally be served.” Continue reading