Here you might expect us to make a play on words and say something like “Jared Goetz…Whatever Jared wants Jared gets.” But we’re not going to do that. Instead we are going to quote poet lauriate Britney Spears:
You want a Lamborghini? Sippin' martinis?
Look hot in a bikini? You better work bitch
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better work