Take a look around
I’m the sunshine in your hair
I’m the shadow on the ground
I’m the whisper in the wind
I’m your imaginary friend” You’re both the sunshine and the shadow? Really? And you’re a whisper in the wind while at the same time talking on the phone? Sounds a bit creepy to us. We here at TDQ travel constantly. Constantly. Be it flying somewhere to interview somebody, or a boondoggle at a Hawaiian hotel for a “conference,” or heading down to the Cayman Islands to find a place for our “Harnessing the Power of Spite To Achieve Your Goals” royalties, we’re gone quite a lot. And we can say with 100% honesty that when we call home, we have never said to anyone in our respective households that, despite being three timezones away, we are “already there.” And you know why we don’t? Because we’re not. Not to get into a whole space-time-continuum thing about relative places in space, but the fact is, we’re not already there. Sorry. And why does this lonely man want to freak out his wife and children anyway?
“I’m the beat in your heart
I’m the moonlight shining down”
So now he’s possessed the physical bodies of his family? And he’s some incorporeal being capable of giving off light? No. No, no, no.
Maybe just stick to covering other, good songs, Lonestar. Like, “Walking in Memphis.” Or better yet, keep standing on your front porch looking in. It’s probably better for everyone.
You are now informed. Go and do likewise.