A TDQ Poll: Should We Infiltrate The Illuminati And Try To Beat Them At Their Own Game?

What should The Daily Quarterly do with this e-mail invitation to join The Illuminati?

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At great risk to her personal safety, our Senior Illuminati Expert Michelle Montford has forwarded to us an e-mail that she received from the secret society, “inviting” her to become a member. She has not yet responded to this unique opportunity, but is, understandably, afraid not to respond in some fashion.
The e-mail itself:

From: Illuminati [mailto:info@illuminati.org]
Sent: Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:12 PM
Subject: NEW WORLD ORDER (INVITATION)

Good day

Do you have financial problem? If yes, your problem has ended. 
Are you interested in being a member of a fraternity that offers
you MONEY POWER RESPECT and FAME and more.. Do you want to be a 
member of the Illuminati?
And it’s abundantly clear they are serious about her joining, because they sent another e-mail just over a week later:
From: ILLUMINATI [mailto:contacto@happy-house.com.ar]
Sent: Thursday, May 09, 2013 12:09 AM
To: info@illuminati.org
Subject: MONEY POWER RESPECT and FAME

Good day

Do you have financial problem? If yes, your problem has ended. 
Are you interested in being a member of a fraternity that offers
you MONEY POWER RESPECT and FAME and more.. Do you want to be a 
member of the Illuminati?"

There is no reason to think the Illuminati waste their time reading our website, plus, we’ve cloaked this particular article in such a way that they can’t find it on the web (Didn’t know that was possible, did you? Well, the Illuminati aren’t the only ones with a trick or two up their cyber-sleeves), so we’re confident we can discuss this situation freely with you.

We’ve spent a great deal of time trying to figure out how best to respond to this invitation, and ultimately decided we would leave it up to you, the readers. Take a minute to think it over and vote in the poll below. We will honor the wishes and wisdom of our readership, and no matter the outcome, we will keep you apprised of whatever happens next.

You are now informed. Go and do likewise.